activity level medium
distance 4.5 km | 2.8 mi
travel time 1h
top sites 12

amster-damn!

starts at Our Lord in the Attic Museum

ends at Van Gogh Museum

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Having last visited Amsterdam in 2017 and 2019, we were excited to book a cruise on the Celebrity Apex out of Southampton in May 2024, cruising to Amsterdam and Bruges.

What knew what to expect when it came to weather and rain in London, it seemed to be the theme across the entire trip.

For many months leading up to this trip, we were determined to design the most complete full-day itinerary, complete with all the must-see top sites and attractions.

Enjoy AMSTER-DAMN!, a self-guided tour,, complete with maps, directions, distance/time data, insider’s tips & so much more.

This DIY itinerary visits 12 top sites and attractions including Our Lord in the Attic Museum, Oude Kerk The Bulldog, Dam Square, Royal Palace Amsterdam, The New Church, Anne Frank House, De 9 Straatjes, Hans Egstorf, Herring Jonk Stall, Original Dampkring Coffeeshop, and Van Gogh Museum.

Our Lord in the Attic Museum

Our Lord in the Attic, or Ons' Lieve Heer op Solder, is a hidden gem in the Red Light District.

This quirky museum is housed in a historic canal house and features a clandestine Catholic church hidden in the attic. Dating back to the 17th century, it served as a place of worship for Catholics during the Dutch Golden Age when Catholicism was prohibited.

Visitors can explore the beautifully preserved church, complete with altars, pews, and intricate artwork, offering a fascinating glimpse into Amsterdam's religious and cultural history. Paid admission.

Oude Kerk

170 meters | 2 minutes

Oude Kerk, or Old Church, is Amsterdam's oldest surviving building and a testament to the city's rich history.

Translating to "old church," it is fittingly Amsterdam's oldest surviving building, dating back to the 13th century, it began as a humble wooden chapel before evolving into a grand Gothic-style church. Located in the heart of the Red Light District, Oude Kerk has witnessed centuries of social and cultural change, serving as both a religious center and a symbol of Amsterdam's liberal ethos.

Inside, visitors can admire its stunning architecture, beautiful stained glass windows, and impressive organ. FREE admission.

The Bulldog

33 meters | 1 minute

Founded in 1975, the Original Bulldog is the city’s first-ever coffeeshop and a symbol of its progressive cannabis culture.

Located in a former police station in the heart of the Red Light District, it played a pioneering role in transforming Amsterdam into a hub for legal, regulated cannabis use. The cozy, laid-back atmosphere attracts both locals and tourists, offering a unique blend of history and culture. Beyond cannabis,

The Bulldog has now expanded into a brand with multiple locations, but the original remains a must-visit spot for those curious about Amsterdam’s famous coffeeshop scene. FREE admission — items available for purchase.

Dam Square

450 meters | 6 minutes

Located in the heart of the city, Dam Square is a bustling hub of activity and history.

Dating back to the 13th century, it has served as a marketplace, a site for public executions, and a center for celebrations and protests.

The square is surrounded by iconic landmarks, including the Royal Palace, the National Monument, and the Nieuwe Kerk (New Church). Today, the square offers a vibrant glimpse into Amsterdam's past and present, remaining a focal point for locals and tourists alike, bustling with street performers, outdoor cafes, and cultural events. FREE admission.

Royal Palace Amsterdam

96 meters | 1 minute

Royal Palace Amsterdam, or Koninklijk Paleis Amsterdam, is a symbol of Dutch royalty and architectural grandeur.

Built in the 17th century during the Dutch Golden Age, it was originally intended as the city hall but later transformed into a royal residence by Napoleon. Today, the palace serves as a ceremonial venue for state visits, royal receptions, and official events. Visitors can admire its opulent interiors, including the impressive marble hall and sumptuous furnishings.

With its rich history and regal ambiance, Royal Palace Amsterdam offers a fascinating glimpse into the Netherlands' royal heritage and cultural legacy. Paid admission.

The New Church

210 meters | 3 minutes

Built in the 15th century, the New Church aka. Nieuwe Kerk, is a stunning example of Gothic architecture and one of the city’s most important historic landmarks.

Located on Dam Square, it has hosted royal weddings and coronations, including that of King Willem-Alexander. Though no longer used for religious services, the church now serves as a cultural venue, hosting major exhibitions and events.

Its soaring stained glass windows and intricate woodwork make it a must-see for architecture enthusiasts. The New Church offers a blend of history, art, and culture in the heart of Amsterdam. Paid admission.

Anne Frank House

850 meters | 12 minutes

Located in the trendy Jordaan district, Anne Frank House is a poignant memorial to Anne Frank, a Jewish girl who hid with her family during the Holocaust.

The museum is located in the actual building where Anne and her family lived in hiding for over two years, before being discovered and deported to concentration camps. Visitors can explore the secret annex where Anne wrote her famous diary, gaining insight into the harrowing experiences of those who sought refuge from Nazi persecution.

Anne Frank House serves as a powerful reminder of the atrocities of the Holocaust and the importance of preserving the memory of its victims. Paid admission.

De 9 Straatjes

700 meters | 10 minutes

De Negen Straatjes, or “The Nine Streets,” is a beloved neighborhood, renowned for its picturesque canals, historic buildings, and eclectic boutiques.

Dating back to the 17th century, these charming streets offer a delightful mix of vintage shops, artisanal galleries, cozy cafes, and trendy fashion boutiques. Each of the nine streets has its own distinct character, inviting visitors to wander and explore at their leisure.

With its quaint atmosphere and unique shopping experiences, De Negen Straatjes is a favorite destination for locals and tourists alike, capturing the essence of Amsterdam's vibrant and creative spirit. FREE admission.

Hans Egstorf

230 meters | 3 minutes

Indulging in stroopwafels at Hans Egstorf is a delightful treat that everyone should experience before they die.

Located in the heart of the city, this charming shop serves up freshly made stroopwafels, a beloved Dutch delicacy that consists of two thin, crispy waffles filled with gooey caramel syrup.

 a sEach bite offers a perfect balance of sweetness and crunch, making it a must-try for anyone exploring Amsterdam. Whether enjoyed warm from the grill, or packaged as a souvenir, the stroopwafels at Hans Egstorf promise an authentic taste of Dutch tradition that will leave you craving more. FREE admission — items available for purchase.

Herring Jonk Stall

300 meters | 4 minutes

Haring & Zo, known as the Herring Jonk Stall, is a longstanding fixture in Amsterdam, offering the city's iconic delicacy, Dutch herring.

Located at Koningsplein, this stall has been serving freshly caught and cured herring for decades, a tradition dating back to the Middle Ages when herring became a staple in Dutch diets. The stall's popularity stems from its authentic preparation methods, allowing visitors to experience the true taste of this maritime treat.

Enjoy your herring the traditional way: raw, with onions and pickles, making it a must-visit for food enthusiasts and history buffs alike. FREE admission — items available for purchase.

Dampkring Coffeeshop

200 meters | 3 minutes

If you're seeking a quintessential Amsterdam experience with a cheeky twist, the Original Dampkring Coffeeshop is your go-to spot.

Famed for its cameo in "Ocean's Twelve," this eclectic haunt offers an impressive array of high flying cannabis products in a vibrant, bohemian setting.

Whether you're a seasoned connoisseur or just curious, Dampkring's laid-back vibe, quirky decor and unique ambiance offer the perfect setting to spark one up. Plus, they’re space cakes are top notch, and a great snack pre-Van Gogh Museum. FREE admission — items available for purchase.

Van Gogh Museum

1,500 meters | 21 minutes

The Van Gogh Museum is a treasure trove for art lovers, housing the world's largest collection of Vincent van Gogh's masterpieces.

Conveniently located in the Museum Quarter, this renowned museum offers an immersive journey through the artist's life and works, showcasing over 200 paintings, 500 drawings, and 700 letters. Highlights include iconic pieces like "Sunflowers," "The Bedroom," and "Almond Blossom."

The museum's thoughtfully curated exhibits provide deep insights into Van Gogh's creative process, personal struggles, and enduring legacy. Paid admission.

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